Legend has it that when I was born, my first words were 'GG EZ.' Scientists have tried to measure my skill, but their instruments keep melting. Some say I was the final boss in a past life. Others believe I am simply built different. The truth? I was not born. I simply spawned in, fully geared, ready to frag. I once 360 no-scoped a guy in a turn-based strategy game. When I enter a lobby, the server bows in fear. My mere presence causes frame drops and balance patches. I once teabagged someone so hard their game uninstalled itself. Sun Tzu read my Steam reviews before writing The Art of War. Every battle I enter is a speedrun to victory, and reality itself struggles to render my movements. Stay sharp, stay humble, and maybe, just maybe, you'll catch a glimpse of greatness.