Mr_Bertasticle
United States
i got vacd 5 years ago stop talking about it
i got vacd 5 years ago stop talking about it
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90 hrs on record
last played on 28 May
13.8 hrs on record
last played on 28 May
sdfasdggsdgf 22 Feb, 2022 @ 12:16pm 
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sdfasdggsdgf 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm 
qwserqwer43ew3eqs`=-0987654321· qaw儿童与 I 哦破了;】‘



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oh- uhhhh ... Sorry guys i was just cleaning my keyboard haha it's not like i was stalking your profile and suddenly had the urge to clean my keyboard mid way after my hands got too sweaty from jerking it off haha, silly you lol.
Arousing Aria 15 Jun, 2020 @ 1:20pm 
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(Mulder's watching a video tape)
Scully: It's not your usual brand of entertainment... What is
it?
Mulder: According to the magazine ad I answered, it's an alien
autopsy. Guaranteed authentic."
Scully: You spent money for this???
Mulder: 29.95 plus shipping!

"The X-Files: Nisei"

(Scully sees deep sea diving suit in Mulder's office)
Mulder: It looked great on me in the store!

"The X-Files: Aprocrypha"
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sdfasdggsdgf 11 Jul, 2017 @ 8:11am 
Imagine just chilling on the couch, her head on your shoulder. Playing videogames together. Thats all i want.
You know whats even better? When she doesnt even know how to play but she tries just so she can spend time w u. God i can dream...
sdfasdggsdgf 3 Jun, 2017 @ 12:43pm 
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
sdfasdggsdgf 11 May, 2017 @ 2:35am 
Hey, Mr_Bertasticle!! What’s up, man? It’s Larry from Psychology 101 last semester. I didn’t know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Ashley? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It’s so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man.