1. That dog is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up
2. You cannot grasp the existence of anything
3. No man can comprehend the predatory nature of the bob
4: The impatient monkey gets the banana
5. He who becomes a beast does not bear the burden of being man
6. You need moderation in moderation
7. Philosophy is like swimming if water was existence
8. Things making sense is an idealization of reality
9. You can actually run until you pass out
10. You cannot escape Samsara
11. Nothing is intrinsically good, or bad
12. Intent is the last consideration in successful plans
13. Consequences are a matter of opinion
14. Someone who accuses you of having ulterior motive likely has them themselves
15. People do not reflect on you as a person, but on your actions as an entity
16. You are self evident to only yourself
17. Buoyancy is, at its core, raping water
18. "Sucks to ♥♥♥♥♥♥"
19. The egg came before the chicken
20. It is what it is sometimes