Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god, I think I might hate Japanese this year. Last year we had a teacher named Ms. Noguchi, she was an old woman from japan, but her classes were serious and quiet. We had tests every other day. But she retired. Now we have this one woman who learned Japanese at PSU who makes the classroom look more like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anime with kawaii posters everywhere and we also sit in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GROUPS LIKE BRAIN DEAD KINDERGARDNERS. She said she got interested in Japanese through anime and THIS LARDED ♥♥♥♥ STARTED TALKING OUT LOUD TO THE TEACHER ABOUT HIS FAVORITE ANIMES WHEN SHE WAS STILL INTRODUCING HERSELF. Also outside in the hallway there is a display case that used to show old japanese artifacts, NOW THERES JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MANGA BOOKS IN THERE AND OTHER ♥♥♥♥. My god I wanted to learn japanese because it was different not to look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEB.

What jutsu did you just try to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ use on me, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ genin? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ninja Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Akatsuki, and I know over 300 different jutsu. I am trained in ninja warfare, and I’m the top jounin in the entire Hidden Leaf Village. I will knock you the ♥♥♥♥ out with taijutsu the likes of which has never been seen before in The Land of Fire, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. As we speak I am contacting my squadmates in the ANBU Black Ops, and your chakra is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, genin. The Ultimate Ninja Storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Kirigakure. If only you had known what elite ass-kicking your Sexy No Jutsu was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have stopped your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hand seals. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you pathetic little Academy Ninja. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, genin.

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