Gregggg's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 5:44pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 11:32am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2018 @ 10:41am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2019 @ 11:08am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 11:03am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2019 @ 4:55pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2019 @ 6:32pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2019 @ 8:32pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 10:35am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 1:56pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 5:02pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 10:13am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2019 @ 3:10pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2019 @ 5:23pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 4:03pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2019 @ 6:29pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 10:31am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2019 @ 8:13pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 11:00am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 11:12am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 7:37pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2019 @ 3:51pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 5:36pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2019 @ 7:59pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2019 @ 3:10pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 2:00pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 5:05pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 7:39pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2018 @ 10:42am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2019 @ 8:30pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 7:23pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2019 @ 4:36pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 7:25pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 11:07am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 6:04pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 4:34pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2019 @ 4:20pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 11:07am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2019 @ 5:59pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 2:13pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 1:50pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2019 @ 8:30pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 9:53am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:01pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2018 @ 11:00am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 5:05pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2019 @ 3:44pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 1:09pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 3:48pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2019 @ 3:03pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2019 @ 6:14pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 1:35pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 3:59pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2019 @ 3:44pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 11:52am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 4:09pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 11:29am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

12 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

9 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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