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Recent reviews by hyperborean emissary

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21.7 hrs on record (21.1 hrs at review time)
As good as the game is now, don't forget NetEase is the company behind it, so there is always a chance the game will be ruined by greed and become a microtransaction hell with gacha systems in a year or two.
Posted 31 December, 2024.
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34 people found this review helpful
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19.7 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
Hey Hey People
Posted 6 December, 2024.
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118 people found this review helpful
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7.1 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
*moves camera*
3 second stutter
*takes 2 steps forward*
3 second stutter
*change weapons*
3 second stutter
Posted 20 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.6 hrs on record
baby's first horror game <3
Posted 30 October, 2024.
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125.0 hrs on record (115.4 hrs at review time)
i love animal abuse
Posted 25 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record
microtransaction hell with a mid game attached
Posted 12 September, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
SO MID IT HURTS

Characters:
-Seeker: clearly designed to be a multiplayer support character, deals zero DPS and her M2 knock up is lackluster
-Chef: aside from being a fanservice, he feels like worse Mul-T, mediocre and with a very clunky movement ability
-False Son: has some cool mechanics as far as melee character can go, but overall feels like a clunky copy of the Paladin Mod.

Items:
Long story short: they are awful and flood the item pool with even more trash.
They are either WEIRDLY situational or just straight up useless + the few good ones are just numerical buffs.
Forget about iteresting items with combo potential.
BONUS: THEY ADDED 4 (FOUR) ITEMS THAT ACTIVATE WHEN YOU EITHER TAKE DAMAGE OR YOU ARE ON LOW HP, which SPOILER: is something you don't want especially on higher difficulties.
+none of the new items have their Void Item equivalent, which is just sad bro.

The new THREE (3) enemies are alright as well as the new stages. I have nothing to bἱtch about here really.

Overall the DLC feels very undercooked, more like a modpack with a ton of bugs included.
I have no idea how the DLC introduced so many bugs + bugs from the console version. (??? XDD)

Wait for fixes or don't buy at all, I'll probably be playing with Seekers' content turned off either way lol bye
Posted 28 August, 2024. Last edited 28 August, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
never played a game with more jank, the combat system has a lot of potential (Half Sword does it well) but the PSX type Tank Controls change your movement vector when you try to take a swing, making all of it seem unresponsive
Posted 12 July, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
133.7 hrs on record (116.6 hrs at review time)
NEW CYCLEEEEE YEEEAAAAAAH IM GONNA GOON HARD TONIIIGHT YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted 9 July, 2024.
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12 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
Empty Boring Open World™ is still the biggest crutch of this otherwise really good game like jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ i can't wait to ride a horse for 20 minutes to get to the next location, give me a break
Posted 21 June, 2024.
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