Choose your excuse: 1.Lag | 2.New mouse | 3.Low FPS | 4.Low team | 5.Hacker | 6.Lucker | 7.Smurf | 8.Hitbox | 9.Tickrate.

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• If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious!
• Can I wallbang your double doors?
• You are so sweet I could just cbble you up.
• Can I rush your lower tunnel?
• Are you a Nova? Because you are pure gold.
• Girl, you are my rare special item ❤
• When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart ❤
• Girl, is that a molotov under your feet? Cuz you are hot!
• Girl you gonna yell "2 long" and its not gonna be a report.
• You look factory new, but after im done, you will be battle scarred.
• Turn around girl coz imma flash and bang you.
• Hey girl, want to have a private match? I've got de_cache... (get it? cache -> cash xD)
• Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing.
• Girl, do you mind if I check out your underpass?
• Is 7355608 your number 'cause you're the bomb!
• My AK isn't the only thing that penetrates well.
• Hey girl, you got some big hitboxes.
• Looks like you've unboxed the key to my heart.
• Don't worry baby, I'm using protection. I bought head armor.
• If my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana?
• Babe, can you help me practise my pistol aim?