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1 person found this review helpful
92.7 hrs on record (89.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Posted 23 December, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
80.8 hrs on record (80.5 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐9
☐ 10
Posted 23 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
60.0 hrs on record
First time playing with my friends.
Me: "Look there's another ship! Let's reach them and be allies!"
Friends: "YEAH, LET"S GO!!!"
5 minutes later...
ALL: "OH NOOO, OUR TREASURES ARE SUNK!!!"


60 hours of the game with my friends.
Me: "Look there's another ship! Let's attack them to get the treasures!"
Friends: "YEAH, LET"S GO!!!"
5 minutes later...
ALL: "OH NOOO, OUR TREASURES ARE SUNK!!!"
Posted 28 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
7.8 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
I was chatting with 2 girls at the same time, both talking with their private life and need a real-time response from me....
FML.
Posted 29 May, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
27.5 hrs on record (18.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A unique horror game with nowhere-to-be-found gameplay.
Best played with friends, but the community is great too, even could give you even more unique experiences.
Posted 1 December, 2020.
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236.3 hrs on record (67.6 hrs at review time)
I love farming.
I love fishing.
I love building.
I love adventuring.
I love helping.

I love Stardew Valley.
Posted 29 November, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
526.5 hrs on record (432.3 hrs at review time)
I've been playing this game for almost 3 years with my friends.
The gameplay is somehow unlike any game you have played before.
The control are comfortable on default but if you're aiming to be a pro, you can modify it.
The performance are relatively light even on a laptop.

Cheers for 2 years more of Platinum rank.
Posted 29 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
11/10 would get friendzoned again.

And yes, I'm here for the badge. :v
Posted 24 November, 2016. Last edited 29 November, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.0 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Tea Simulator 2.5/10
Teddy 10/10

I fell in love with Teddy.
Posted 17 November, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.9 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Makes you realize that how hard your life is, you can still fix and continue it into a much more better one.
Posted 29 November, 2014.
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