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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣘⢛⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⠛⠃⠛⠂⠛⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⣼⢸⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⡟⣡⡍⢿⡏⣬⣍⡻⢋⣥⢹⣿⣿
⣿⠿⠿⠟⢛⡃⣾⣿⢸⣿⡧⢙⠛⠤⢤⣤⣤⡤⠄⠸⣿⣶⣶⠋⢷⣌⢻
⡀⢀⣛⠿⢿⣷⡌⢿⢸⠟⣴⣿⠇⠶⠦⠍⠡⠶⠶⠄⢿⣿⣦⠾⠂⣴⡆
⣿⣦⡙⣿⣶⣦⠭⠄⠄⠨⠅⣠⣾⣿⣶⣶⣶⣾⡏⢿⣦⡈⡫⣾⣦⣿⡇
⣿⣿⣿⢀⣶⣿⢋⣼⢸⡎⢘⣛⠛⢿⣿⣿⣦⡐⣾⡖⣠⣾⡈⡓⠒⠒⣴
⣿⣿⣿⢸⡟⣡⣾⡿⠸⡇⣛⣛⣛⠶⣬⡙⠿⣡⣴⣤⣸⣿⡇⣋⣥⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠎⢴⣛⣩⣴⣷⣆⠹⣿⣿⣷⣦⣙⡷⢬⣙⣻⣿⡿⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣧⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣬⡭⢉⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣙⣛⣛⣉⣥⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
merry christmas
•。❄️ You ❄️ 。* 。
° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π_____*。*˚
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˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ | 田田 |門| ˚ ☃
❄️¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸❄️ ★❄️¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸❄️
╔╗╔╦══╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️
║╚╝║══║═║═║╚╝║ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ❄️ NEW YEAR ❄️ 2025 ❄️
╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ❄️¥☆❄️☆❄️☆¥❄️ ❄️ ♥♥♥ ❄️
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⣄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡉⢉⣉⣉⣙⡲⢥⡢⣀⡬
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣟⣉⠄⢀⠀⠉⠳⣝⢯
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡏⠲⠤⠽⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣈⡇
⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠳⣌⠒⠤⠤⠔⢀⣠⠟
⠐⠳⠾⣦⣠⠶⣽⡙⠓⢖⢛⣩⠗⢦
⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⠀⠀⢧⠀⠈⠻⣄⠀⢨⣷⠤⢤⡴⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠘⡇⠀⠀⠈⢧⣠⣠⣚⠟⠀⢈⡇⠀⠁⠈
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣄⠀⠀⠀⠉⠚⠛⠀⢀⡼⠁
⠀⠀⠀⢀⠔⠋⠓⠦⢤⣤⣤⠤⠖⠋⠓
⠀⠀⡰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳
⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀⢳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠇
⠒⠒⠶⣝⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡾⠛⠉⠉
⠀☆ 𝑴𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒔 ☆
⋯ ✰ ⋯
⋰ ⋮ ⋱
….|...._▄▄_
….|....(◑ჴ◑)
….|....▶★◀
…↺.(_____)↺
….|..(______)
★ ⋰⋱ ★ ⋰⋱ ★ ⋰⋱
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(¸,·´ (¸*.𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼 YEAHMAN !!
║╚╝║══║═║═║╚╝║ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ ℕ𝔼𝕎 𝕐𝔼𝔸ℝ ☆
╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ¥☆★☆★☆¥★☆★☆¥★☆¥
⢠⣶⣿⠿⣿⣶⡄⠄⣠⣶⡿⢿⣷⣄⠄⠄⣴⣾⠿⢿⣷⣄⠄⢀⣴⡾⠿⣷⣦⡀
⢸⡿⠄⠄⢈⣿⣿⠄⣿⡿⠄⠄⢹⣿⡆⠸⣿⠃⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⠘⠟⠄⠄⣸⣿⠇
⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⡿⠁⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠾⠿⢿⣯⡄
⢀⣴⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⣴⣦⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇
⢸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠙⢿⣷⣶⡿⠟⠄⠸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠘⠿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠃
I wish you have a Happy New Year 2023 💗
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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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Every team consists of 5 people:
1.You
2.Russian Guy
3.Another Russian Guy
4.Russian Guy who speaks English
5. A 6 year old kid who slept with your mother
VIVA YEMEM