In the spirit of christmas, I'm leaving you this message to get entered to win free games on steam through the official contest. This is motivated solely by a desire for personal material gain and I have nothing of value to share with you, both now and in the event that I win something.

I WAS PUMPIN PETROL INTO ME MOWTAAH WHEN THIS CHAV FANCIED ME MOBILE AND KNICKED IT. BLOODY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAVS...

YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

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Yo dawg, so we herd yo like steam, so we put steam in yo steam, so you can bathe while you game.