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2.3 hrs on record
This is a marvel in modern storytelling. While it may seem simple at the outset I have devoted much in discovering the secrets that lay within. The secret Dinosaur robo level was truly a great. I got to NG+67 before I couldn't handle the can's pure fizz any longer and fizzed myself.

My only issue with this masterpiece is the lacking competitive scene. I sit in the queue for hours with no matching. real let down.
Posted 25 August.
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8.8 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
I have never felt the most bliss until the game ended. I can only compare it to when Atlas has the world lifted from his shoulders. The pain. The agony. The mortal suffering I endure when playing. It finally is over I am free. This bliss can be equivalent to none.

Then my friends want to play another

My heart sinks.

The world comes crashing down on Atlas's shoulders.

The moment of bliss only intensifies the excruciating agony of once again entering hell.

save me
Posted 22 January, 2022. Last edited 22 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
70.4 hrs on record (31.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It was Satisfactory
Posted 22 January, 2022.
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8.7 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Spoilers below - Read with Caution:

I have never felt alive prior to playing this game. I have simply only been functioning in the physical sense. Going from day to day life as a mere walking corpse. However, when god bestowed this gift upon me, I felt myself being born once again. This incredible new world for me to endlessly explore gave my life meaning beyond anything I have experienced in my many long years on this earth. Meeting many new friends like Gronk and Chunk made me feel less lonely on this isolated rock of a planet. I broke down when Bob had to die and I was forced to leave the beautiful sinking island that was the only place I could truly call home. Though my body remains on earth, my heart will forever be on where it truly wants to be, on Muck.
Posted 22 January, 2022.
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611.5 hrs on record (472.2 hrs at review time)
great time tabbing out and not playing as I was dragged into playing it with mi amigos. but when i don't go 0/5 I feel real good that my kd went up by at least .001. just made it out of copper after 450 hours and feeling fresh.
Posted 22 January, 2022.
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66.8 hrs on record (66.7 hrs at review time)
insect boi be very weak in start. me feel good when no weak no mo' and when grim be no alive when me slap con me sword mucho. very likey and beattle/cockroach would insect again.
Posted 22 January, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
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1.0 hrs on record
"Nekopara - Catboys Paradise" by the esteemed and highly appraised company Neko Works is a literary masterpiece. Though short, this work is masterful in its storytelling abilities. I was on the brink tears by the deep and meaningful backstories from the many detailed characters filling this beautiful developed world. As a doctor in English literature I do hereby conclude that this is a modern masterpiece that is similar to the works of Socrates and Mozart in their literary prowess.
Posted 16 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
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613.9 hrs on record (372.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Very nice shoot shoot
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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