Hi, I'm Sev. That's Sev with a capital "S".

Pathological loser | Neoclassical plebeian | Esoteric loner | OneShot supplier and shill | Moth lover | Radical failure | Mother appreciator | Spaghetti spilling megalomaniac | Narcissistic downer | Polite hermit | Eject Button Masher | Sipper Extraordinaire | War criminal | innawoods escapee | Hedonistic spiritualist | Trite peon | "yeah" poster | Artwork procrastinator | Abyss-gazing floor sleeper | Pancake defender | Nuclear option apologist | Parasocial "friend" | Emotional void | "Ghost in the Relationship" | Abusive pacifist | Climactic End To Blight | Elusive romantic | Capital grinder | Astral War Criminal | Nightmare of the Psyche | Outdated Rhetorician | Masked horror to the Heart | Leashed up dog trainer | Anti-drug alcoholic | Milk Drinker | Het | Sorrow ridden smile | Day 6 of Nosleep | "Will they ever text me again?" | Relationship deserter | Spirit of the Midwest | Neet cultist | Nolife appropriator | Incapable of flipping eggs | TV smashing Sperg | Blacked Coffee Drinker | Semen Retaining Gooner | Voted "Most Likely To Do It" 5 years in a row | Concubine of Failure | Champion of Rot | +1 to a party of 6 | A Real An Hero | Insecure Stonewall | Junglebrained Icebreaker | Not Solid Snake | 0 sins on the counter | -7 Days Sober | Fraudulent Insurance Claims | Cave Spider Spotter | Spineless Stoic | Literally a war criminal | Drowned in mediocrity | Radiating | The Charisma of a Willow Tree | Shotgun Smoocher | The Antagonist of the Multicam Leviathan | Cave Grinder | Unregistered Nurse | Reason Loss | Chromed | Hill Climber | Whipped Secondary Antagonist | USECmaxxing in Reak | Smog Huffer | Bushmaster | Sand Hostage | Hyper-vigilant Window Licker | Parasitic Boyfriend | Block III certified | Emote Enemy | Literally Invictus In The Flesh | Isolated Entropy | Ruined Dinner | Unironic Failure | Typical Neurodivergent Serf | Alone | Implying Literacy | Impaled | Hardcore Pipeworker | Kinophile | Zed | Something Truly Based




Love you, Mom