yeah hey this is phil, from the small wiener club? yeah I'm calling about your application we've reviewed it and unfortunately your wiener is absolutely, well, massive. It looks like somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso. You could probably stand on that thing, unfortunately we just don't think you would fit in our club. As always thanks for your time and good luck.

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