Names Moe Szyslak. As a kid I had round worm - Heck, I was more worm than boy for a couple of years - I dabbled in Satanism until I was asked to leave, oh, and one month I ate nothing but aquarium fish.

Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt.
I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt.
That stuffs loaded with nutrients.
I can't compete with that stuff.