Once Upon a Time there was a man who DIDN'T live in Drumchapel, this man loved games, games where his life, he only ever found pleasure in games(because he couldn't find it anywhere else) he never complained about a game in his life.

One day this man explored a brand new game that I will not name(it rhymes with Shmalorant)

This man adored this game, he sunk all his time and wages into it

wait....thats me

This man liked the game at first but slowly grew to hate it, the only pleasure he gained from it was SpInNy sPiNnY kNiFe

So he stopped playing, never to be seen again.

Legend has it tho, once in a blue moon while playing on the map Haven you can still hear faint voices of him complaining

This is the story of SRCTobi

when Jack Brown cringe *skull emoji x 10*

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likes the taste of vaginal discharge

very good storytelling,

Let's see Paul Allen's Card