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Peter: Guys. I got invited to Sharon Tate's house. Now you can come, but you gotta promise not to embarrass me.
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JOHN PAUL ELECTED POPE!!
(George and Ringo miffed.)
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I saw Lassie. It took me four shows to figure out why the hairy kid never
spoke. I mean, he could roll over and all that, but did that deserve a series?
🤔
And... What in the world ever became of Sweet Jane?
She's lost her sparkle, you see she isn't the same.
Livin' on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine
All a friend can say is "Ain't it a shame?"
-- The Grateful Dead
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off
during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
-- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every
Teen Should Know"
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