oh heck

I sexually identify as Harambe the Lowland Gorilla. Ever since I was a boy I have dreamed of eating fruits and plants in the captivity of a zoo. People say to me that being an endangered Lowland Gorilla is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, but I don't care, I'm a beautiful and strong silverback. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Gorilla arms, legs, torso, and a bulletproof vest on my body. From now on, I want you to call me Harambe and respect my right to eat, live with, and ♥♥♥♥ other Gorillas. If you can't accept me you're a Gorilla murdering Zoophobe and you need to check your primate privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅Santa Claus,🎅 here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅Santa Claus,🎅 right down 👩👸slutty girl lane!👩👸 ❌🚫STOP!❌🚫 Is your 👨👨daddy👨👨 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up, ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋✋ that 👨👨daddy👨👨 to the side and let a 👌NEW👌 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🎅Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🎅 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍 he's been making 👧little👧 👧girls👧 squishy for 6️ CENTURIES. He ONLY makes the 💦NAUGHTIEST💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the nastiest 👧girls👧 you know and share❗️Get 0️ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging ♥♥♥♥♥.🌑 Get 5️ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like milk! Get 1️0️ back and 🎅Santa's🎅 big 🍆🍆♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 will grow 3️ sizes inside of you!

you got a nice ♥♥♥♥

thanksgiving time🕐 to gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol ♥♥♥♥ 👌💋. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥ 💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦 and those slutty 👙👠 pilgrims 🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 to America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search for new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck 🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1⃣0⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦 gravy 💦 this year. Get 5⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe . get 1⃣0⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut . Happy ♥♥♥♥ 🐓 gobbling 👄 thursday 👌

I em so lonely ;-;