SOS

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHESS UPDATE WHEN???? (OPEN LETTER TO DEVS)
Does anyone ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know when the next dlc for chess is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ coming? The bishop and rook update fixed lateral movement and the meta completely changed because of it and ♥♥♥♥ it was a gamechanger. But the queen update tho, they were just pandering to sjws to be inclusive and it's op anyway so nerf that devs, cuz that the grind got so much longer like I got time for that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bull. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ you'd think that after 1500 years, the game devs would have released an update or chess 2

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