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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 5:01am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 9:46am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 9:48am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 11:03am

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 11:57am

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 12:14pm

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 12:25pm

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 12:28pm

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 12:49pm

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 1:04pm

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 1:13pm

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 1:24pm

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 11:45pm

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 11:48pm

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 7:12am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 9:20pm

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 5:55am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 4:19am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 6:02am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 5:34am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 6:22am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 7:39am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 8:25am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 8:52am

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 11:18am

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 1:23pm

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 11:31pm

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 3:55am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 9:20pm

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 9:20pm

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 9:20pm

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 8:18am

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 8:35am



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.