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|( 王 ノ〈
/ミ`ー―彡ヽ
/ ヽ(_8=======( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° )
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I come from afar
There's a bomb in my car
ALLAHU AKBAR
''I have more ASBOs than any of you pieces of ♥♥♥♥ have had sex''
Recently I pissed of 'the wrong person' (another dirty fat ♥♥♥♥) and have been reprimanded by him for being a 'thieving little hood' and apparently I need to be disciplined and taught a lesson.
As punishment I must have my young male ass spanked so fat ♥♥♥♥ will doesn't call the cops on me.
Also when he is not around to spank me he makes me hump my pillow.
Who the ♥♥♥♥ humps a pillow??
I suppose it's better than having the police called on me again, and it is easier than being spanked.
The fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enjoys it too the ♥♥♥♥, he thinks by embarrassing me, spanking my ass and making me hump my pillow will make me change my ways, but ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥ I will always be the same young hood that does whatever the ♥♥♥♥ I like.
🌚boi
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i also have a e-bf his name is big dan and he's cockasauras is 20 inches :DDD (like my fOot when i put in ur horse XD)
and if u wnt 2 b fridnds u have 2 Be Pr0oOo Gammer Like b4nny (my fav player he pwn n1ggers xD)
nd aso i only hoovy good plyrs in my frinds list so if u want 2 add me u can my fav class is heavy btw:DDDD (POTTIS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
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_ノ ヽ ノ \_
`/ `/ ⌒Y ⌒ Y ヽ
( (三ヽ人 / |
| ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ /
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|( 王 ノ〈
/ミ`ー―彡ヽ
/ ヽ(_8==========D
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T H E best character in a videogame and nothing you say will ever change that. Mario is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOUCHE! Green mario? More like better MARIO. Luigi is tall, slender, and handsome, whereas Mario is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unfit fickle player who needs a mushroom to grow and even then he barely grows by two tiddlywinks because even the shrooms hate his selfish gizzard.
we were having sex (Club Penguin) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥
GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)
I N E E D H E A L I N G
For some is a reason, it stopped the downhload at exactly 666%.This is was a wired, because is was a very spooky ass numbre. But it is unfreeze later (seleven manutes). Then is click on store and download TEEM FORETRESS 2301. While i was a dowloding wery game, Me compture is starts speech to me. He is a say "You is waill die it 25 hours per week!"! I repied "Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!.
The game finale is now a download and i lunch the game. A spooky man with valev is back forehead. He truns and the me and then i get sacred.
It takes up time.
It's messy.
It smells.
It's disgustingly sticky.
Those benefits correlate with your abstainance way too closely to be coincidence.
Most people do it? Be superior, not average.
Extreme pleasure dulls the brain's sensitivity to dopamine, making your life less exciting and happy.
Absence of PMO tricks the brain into thinking something's wrong; it will consequently do everything it can to attract a mate, resulting in more "action" for you.
Anything addictive and euphoric (this includes PMO) can be a gateway to something much worse. Stop before that happens.
Masturbation is a instinctive and primitave, but unneccesary desire. By stopping it, you are lifting yourself, in a way, into a higher state of evolutionary advancement.
Stop it.
ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴅoᴨɢᴇʀ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴘᴏɴʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ.
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Late night when you need my guns
And I know when that sentry beep
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the server, you
Getting dominations for yourself now
Killing everybody, I feel left out
Girl you got me playing by myself, now
Cause ever since I left the server, you
Started wearing hats and doing taunts more
Charging into battle by yourself more
Ubering some guys I'd never seen before
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丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
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They should have it in about 3 to 6 work days,
Cheers mate!
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