Hey there buddy. You've just violated the second law of thermodynamics. I can't allow that now, can I? You have 4 options, so listen up.

1.) You can delete yourself right now. Open up a computer, find the file labeled 'you' and hit backspace with the force of a thousand suns.

2.) Give me your kneecaps. This is the easiest option available. It won't hurt for long. Just give me your kneecaps and this will all be over with.

3.) 👀

4.) Buy me a barbie jeep from Walmart please my mom won't get me one