No this is partrick
Florence, Toscana, Italy
Level
76
Years of Service
650 XP
 
 
i can speak 14 languages as long as they are english

"It's impossible to argue with a dumb NPC"
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War


Jackie Daytona, regular human bartender!

This Is The Way We Talk In Tucson, Arizona


been watching you for awhile now

been watching you for awhile now

been watching you for awhile now


Settle down ok?

What happened?

Wanna try a free taco?

The Farmer John I just spoke to was a lot friendlier then this.


What is this??? A CENTER FOR ANTS!?


Settle down ok?

We do a little trolling

Mr Bones i want to get off your wild ride

Mr Bones: “ERRROORRR”



Let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet, to see the King of the Potato people.. And plead with him for your freedom. And you're telling me that you're completely sane?

W. O. O.

With. Out. Oxygen.

That'll teach you to be breadbaskets



"What A Guy!"

"Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for Breakfast."

“Step up to Red Alert.”

“Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

Where are my flapjacks?

Do you know the muffin man?

Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!

Chocolate?! Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate!

CHOCOLATE!

Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... I'd like to buy all your chocolate.


[phone rings] Is this the krusty krab

No this is patrick!

[hangs up]

[phone rings] Is this the krusty krab

No this is patrick!

[hangs up]

[phone rings] Is this the krusty krab

[hangs up]

No this is patrick!

SLAMS PHONE

I'm not a Krusty Krab.

Uh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.







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Żuczku 2 Feb @ 7:57am 
+rep chad RTR engi tormenter
necora119 14 Apr, 2023 @ 10:41am 
is this the krusty krab?
Godot 6 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am 
Dear Mr Daffy Duck, it was an honour and a pleasure for me to be your make a wish. Signed by Top G.
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JAME5 2 Jan, 2018 @ 3:20pm 
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Godot 8 Jul, 2017 @ 4:19pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)