i can speak 14 languages as long as they are english

"It's impossible to argue with a dumb NPC"
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War


Jackie Daytona, regular human bartender!

This Is The Way We Talk In Tucson, Arizona


been watching you for awhile now

been watching you for awhile now

been watching you for awhile now


Settle down ok?

What happened?

Wanna try a free taco?

The Farmer John I just spoke to was a lot friendlier then this.


What is this??? A CENTER FOR ANTS!?


Settle down ok?

We do a little trolling

Mr Bones i want to get off your wild ride

Mr Bones: “ERRROORRR”



Let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet, to see the King of the Potato people.. And plead with him for your freedom. And you're telling me that you're completely sane?

W. O. O.

With. Out. Oxygen.

That'll teach you to be breadbaskets



"What A Guy!"

"Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for Breakfast."

“Step up to Red Alert.”

“Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

Where are my flapjacks?

Do you know the muffin man?

Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!

Chocolate?! Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate!

CHOCOLATE!

Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... I'd like to buy all your chocolate.


[phone rings] Is this the krusty krab

No this is patrick!

[hangs up]

[phone rings] Is this the krusty krab

No this is patrick!

[hangs up]

[phone rings] Is this the krusty krab

[hangs up]

No this is patrick!

SLAMS PHONE

I'm not a Krusty Krab.

Uh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.