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I play games that drive me bonkers, like I was paid to do it.

Most of the jokes and puns I make, are mainly for the sake of my own amusement, so be warned, lol.

If there's noodles, energy drinks, or anything pink in the vicinity, you'll probably find me there.
And if not, please guide me to said location immediately!

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"If this short-arse attacks you, it might mean friendship, or Munch don't like you... Gotta roll the dice."
— McDan


''At least there's medical supplies.''

"I'ma eat a banana about it!"

"Sgwiggle"

"SKNAAAAHT!"

''That cat has got lipstick on.''

"Not the brightest cookie in the tool-shed."

''The only underwear I want in MY soup... is YOURS. ''

''Cinnamon-f*ck-crunch!''

''I think I'm gonna spend some time in the chicken. ''

''BRAIN FEEL GURRD.''

''...B E P P E S...''

''SKAGGADAK DOO!''

''Tattoo in Comic Sans? Nah, I want Wingdings!''

''DORF!''
— Ewek


''I'll have a family sized serving of d!cks.''

''Why am I an egg that can't go up a hill? This is like reverse Humpty Dumpty.''

''You're a f-ing menace, it's delightful.''

''You crumpet-molesting, lurpak eating, ikea meatball loving, tivoli sucking, Hans Christian Andersen motherf-er!''

''Please stop talking to me. Why are you like this?''
— Kexie

''Schwuwuwuwuwuw...!''

''I lived as a hero... I died, as a chicken wing.''

''You just got balded, son! ...You got shaved!''

''Mad pig. Bad pig. Might-seduce-your-dad pig!''

''You're a bad boy! And your balls are dry!''

''360 no-lube.''
— Aderpted

''Pinhead. More like... No win head.''
— Evs

''Shout out to Steve, gotta be one of my favorite genders.''
— Steve

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