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Catsevilclone 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37am 
I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Catsevilclone 23 Mar, 2021 @ 4:12pm 
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Hennenen 22 Nov, 2020 @ 5:15pm 
Ik heb deze kerel zien spelen, MischakR gebruikt niet eens een monitor. Hij visualiseert de kaart in een gedetailleerde weergave, volledig in zijn hoofd. Hij heeft een biologische wallhack; zijn goddelijke waarneming benadrukt alle vijanden binnen lichtjaren. Zijn ogen zijn gesloten als zijn muis gracieus over de tafel zwaait en onberispelijke bewegingen maakt terwijl hij van hoofd naar hoofd beweegt. De kogels die uit zijn geweerloop ontsnappen, zijn chirurgisch; elk die een dodelijke slag maakt tussen de ogen van zijn tegenstander. Zijn spuitcontrole is buitenaards, zijn dradenkruis schudt onregelmatig over het scherm terwijl zijn polsspieren perfect de locatie van de volgende kogel voorspellen. De tijd stopt letterlijk terwijl hij gluurt, het zonlicht kromt als zijn triggervinger op zijn linkermuisknop drukt en vijanden naar een digitaal schaduwrijk stuurt voordat ze zelfs maar weten wat er is gebeurd. Hij is niet te doden.
Hennenen 22 Nov, 2020 @ 5:12pm 
this guy is a powderhead im telling you this. he join my dm server and start popping them headies like he just doesn't care - -rep -rep
MichaelisSL 5 Oct, 2020 @ 7:20am 
Someone call the IKEA, there's a closet on the run XDDDDDDDDDDD
Sachi 5 Jun, 2020 @ 10:28am 
babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
Hennenen 12 Mar, 2020 @ 9:33am 
NICE ♥♥♥♥, BRO. A little on the small side, but the shape is overall pretty symmetrical, and your balls have just the right amount of hair. The council rates it 7/10
Hennenen 30 Aug, 2019 @ 2:16pm 
🤡
Smik™ 26 Aug, 2018 @ 5:22am 
+rep great neo nazi actor
carti season 16 Aug, 2018 @ 10:12am 
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MichaelisSL 9 Aug, 2018 @ 2:25pm 
KAY so I am angry about one of the most coveted tenets of neckbeard culture. Their most exalted item of clothing. Their most revered headgear, even more so than their chinese-made Naruto headband. Their Fedoras.

I, personally, have always felt an affinity towards early 20th century culture, and the appropriation of many of its tenets by the neckbeards angers me. (Obviously those were not good times for a large portion of society, and I do not claim it as such. I merely believe that there were high points that we could take note of going forwards.)

Neckbeards have taken this perfectly defensible, innocent, and attractive object, and soiled it with their attitudes and general negative perception in society.

Sorry if this wasn't really an interesting rant but it felt good to get out there. How do you guys feel about the fedora as an item of clothing (in its original context)?
carti season 15 Apr, 2018 @ 10:43am 
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Sachi 26 Dec, 2017 @ 6:53am 
+rep has nice butt cheeks, your hair is stunning, you always know just what to say and your voice is magnificent. Unfortunately you are still a scrub, but that doesn't matter. :RusLang:
carti season 8 Nov, 2017 @ 10:29am 
im sorry i have 2 leave the lobby but i will never forget you. you will always be my teammate my partner and most of all my brother good luck in future games and remember god loves you and has a plan 4 u. peace bro
Sachi 25 Sep, 2017 @ 3:16pm 
I found a new way for someone to commit suicide, heres how you do it. Step 1 is to take a bottle of bleach and pour all of it down your anus. Step 2 is to wait 10-15 minutes for bleach to start making clorox babies around your heart. Step 3 is then invite them to come into your heart where they will NOT kill you but rape your heart. and lastly is tell all the clorox babies replace your organs with clorox bottles, your blood with clorox bleach, let them turn you into the bleach. Also you can't stop this after you do step 1 so once you do this there is no going back. You must accept the bleach. Feel the bleach. eat the bleach. breath the bleach. BECOME the bleach. Or just jump off a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ building or something.
Sachi 1 Sep, 2017 @ 4:53pm 
i luv yu
carti season 24 Jul, 2017 @ 2:21pm 
i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about noah. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
MischakR 24 Jul, 2017 @ 2:15pm 
Yo fam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet 💯% no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da ♥♥♥♥♥ is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl =) like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the ♥♥♥♥♥!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real fam!!! ! !
carti season 24 Jul, 2017 @ 2:12pm 
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
carti season 24 Jul, 2017 @ 2:04pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
MichaelisSL 2 Jul, 2017 @ 5:11pm 
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Sachi 29 Jan, 2017 @ 3:10pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play CS:GO with me (Im an awper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to comp wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you skin as little gift. you like startak? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
Blazeandcake 16 Jan, 2017 @ 3:32am 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play CS:GO with me (Im an awper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to comp wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you skin as little gift. you like startak? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
bruh 15 Dec, 2016 @ 4:36pm 
What are you guys playing? I’m supposed to be playing Game Of War™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass. Is it TheLegend27?! Yeah, TheLegend27. Who is the legend 27? Spoiler Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game Of War™ player ever. Born from fire. I heard, TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult. I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow. But the worst part is, just when you think you’re safe, just when you think you might escape… WHAM!!! Just like that! collective gasps Iphone Notification What? No, no no no, no no no! Iphone Notification That’s impossible! “TheLegend27” has captured my hero! Mine too! Aw you guys, I’m sure it’s not that bad. You have no idea what just happened. I might have some idea. Woman turns around, and powers her device’s screen, showing she is in fact TheLegend27
Sachi 27 Nov, 2016 @ 11:17am 
-rep
LangePiemel15 2 Nov, 2016 @ 11:52am 
-rep hacker
Lekkerluuk 15 Oct, 2016 @ 8:15pm 
+hotness, he can use it
Choinka 29 Jul, 2016 @ 8:55am 
-rep lmao
Страх Деогена 29 Jul, 2016 @ 8:03am 
+rep
bruh 20 Jul, 2016 @ 9:31am 
-rep scum bag! he couldn't get the trade done, ♥♥♥
blotters 20 Jul, 2016 @ 9:16am 
+rep nice guy! we just couldnt get the trade done
bruh 18 Jul, 2016 @ 9:31am 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ♥♥♥
Choinka 13 Jul, 2016 @ 5:26pm 
INFO INFO, idi nagui blyat INFOOOO, SUKA ♥♥♥♥♥ INFOO
Sachi 13 Jul, 2016 @ 4:46pm 
lmao, this furry, ♥♥♥ pl0x
MichaelisSL 2 Apr, 2016 @ 2:50pm 
Приходилось ли Вам рака, потому что вы хороший рак
KunKKa (: 31 Mar, 2016 @ 4:29pm 
+ rep nice hollander
bruh 25 Feb, 2016 @ 5:34pm 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeaboo ..., just look at that avatar too much weebness, he sucks at minecraft (can't even defeat the ender dragon (such a noob!) ) and he uses "silent aim" plus scripts because he's a scumbag :steamsalty:
GALILeo GALILei 31 Aug, 2015 @ 1:34pm 
+rep quick trades and nice person
MischakR 13 Jul, 2015 @ 11:47pm 
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Saturno🪐 7 Nov, 2014 @ 6:38am 
+rep fair trade
lucia 19 Aug, 2014 @ 9:24am 
-rep 2hax
Deuter 8 Feb, 2014 @ 2:59am 
+Rep Quick Trader
Lostdead 3 Jul, 2013 @ 5:17pm 
+Rep Quick Trader