Recent reviews by Mini Pirate

cute! could use more content

Mixed feelings on the gameplay, but i can see its probably fun. but i had to return it because of the UI, the wods are so small i was having trouble reading without being right in front of the screen. i reccomend the game i guess, just have good eyes or glasses lol.

just started but this is crazy fun so far!

Great game in progress! as it stands now, i believe terraria is a much better (and better looking) game, but this has potential to be much more in depth.

however, 2 months with not even a peep from the developers while still in E.A.? i kinda think thats unacceptable. they are more active on their personal site, but it takes two seconds to copy one of those posts and post it here for steam users to see. major party foul in my oppinion, had i known this before i would not have purchased the game until launch.

EDIT: almost two years later and the basic controlls are still so clunky and aweful, i suppose maybe its just a long learning curve, but flowing from utility to combat is so hard. i see improvements but not two years worth. i feel like they were trying so hard not to be terraria that they made basic gameplay so frustrating. in terraria i can at least defend myself while building or crafting, and actually see my character. so many pop up menus in this game and they are hard to close quickly.

Goat Simulator is pretty rad little sandbox physics game. Its very silly and extremely buggy, but the bugs they left are hillarious and most things you can kick, lick, or ragdoll your way our of. The map is smallish but there are updates on the way with at least one new map, and there is the workshop which takes this to a whole new level if you're creative enough.

10+ years of gamine experience and this is the best game i have ever played!