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POSTAL, one of the most violent, yet Interesting games around 1997. POSTAL Is one Interesting title, and caused much controversy back In the day. It was even banned In 14 countries, and black listed at some major stores. POSTAL Is about 'The POSTAL Dude", who gets his house eviected, beliving this to be a goverment conspirecy. Now, I know the story sounds a bit stupid. But, It's way diferent than that. It's said The POSTAL Dude's voice Is a demonic being In his dead, comannding him to do such acts. But, let's just go with him being a Insane psychopath wanting to kill anything In sight. Including children. What makes the game Interesting Is the fact, there's jorunal or diary entries on the loading screens.
To actually admit It, I was a bit uncomfortable at first playing this game. The demonic feeling and disturbing Images, Including the music In the title screen made me feel a bit sick. But you will get the hang of It, and forget about It.

The controls are a bit hard for this game, but set It up on your own with WSAD keys, or others. And If you want, you can at least try to get use to the controls you start with. RWS did change the controls to WSAD, so It's not a problem for you folks. The main objective Is to go level by level murdering anything In sight. And If you wish, you can just kill the hostiles Instead. But Hell No! Kill the bystanders! Kidding. And If your expecting humor and gruesome humor like from POSTAL 2. You are dead wrong. This POSTAL Is more of a psychological horror game than anything. This POSTAL game In the series has to be the most dark and serious at the time. You never really got any games like this back In '97. There Isn't really much humor In here, so don't expect POSTAL Dude saying funny lines too much. If you can't handle POSTAL, stick with POSTAL 2.

Sure, this game has some flaws with the controls, but It's one dark, serious, and disturbing game. And will make you uncomfortable playing at first. But yet, Is very Interesting. There Is going to be POSTAL: REDUX coming In 2015 with updated graphics, more features, and WILL run on UE4. So who knows, maybe RWS Is going back to their dark roots, and they're making the POSTAL series a psychological horror game again. I totally recommend this game and give It a 8/10.

"Buttsauce!" -POSTAL Dude

Well, I put 30 hours Into the game. So, might as well make a review for It finally!


Serious Sam Classics: Revolution Is a game pack.  That reminds me an awful lot of Serious Sam for the Xbox. As It even had The First, and Second Encounters merged Into one big fantastic gore fest.

Now I've been playing Serious Sam since The First Encounter way back, and I haven't stopped playing since then . Sadly I've been living a depressing life, and thanks to Sam he has been there for me, to ease the pain. I'll never regret how much how this game puts me in good spirits even if it's for just short bursts.

Anyways, back to this seriously awesome pack of seriousness. Which like I stated at the start of this review. The first two encounters are included, but now something new is invading the this seriously awesome world. Croteam are implementing a third campaign, which Is still not playable yet. Though since the game Is still In Early Access. Hopefully soon It'll be included. Now I have encountered some bugs and problems with It, but hopefully It'll take notice and Croteam It will get fixed real soon.

Anyways, let's talk about the games contents... shall we?


==[Serious Sam - The First Encounter] ==


So, the game actually doesn't start with much of a story, If you didn't skip the opening credits that Is. The game takes place In Egypt, 3000 B.C. (As Serious Sam states In Serious Sam 3: BFE, a prequel to SS:TFE).

At the start of the game, before the bloodbath really sets in. You get to meet your little AI friend "Netrica". (Or her nickname Nettle, In Serious Sam 2) Though In this review, we'll be calling her Nettie for now. Hehe,She's a AI computer planted Into Sam's brain, and she's Sam's friend, and your guide throughout the experience. Nettle will give you useful tips on things such as the history on the area you're In, Information on the aliens you'll be encountering, etc. She's quite useful, and I recommend reading what she says when you click on your right mouse button.

So, some may say. The point of the game Is just shoot, go to the next arena, and shoot more again. Or kill anything that moves. Nope, It's not only that, but the open areas are beautiful and wide. And there's many secrets to discover In each one If your curious enough to take a treasure hunt. Now for the AI on the monsters, the AI Is just ment to be stupid, really. As the monsters are just pretty mindless, so what's the point of having good AI? Now for the graphics. The graphics were beautiful and fantastic back In 2001. The reflections and many effects the game Is just beautiful. The Serious Engine Is perfectly made, and It was a marvel for It's time."

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==[Serious Sam - The Second Encounter]==


Alright! Now to move onto Serious Sam: The Second Encounter.


Now, this one Is the cartoons variation of the Serious Sam games. Though that's what I kind of love about the games, the cartoon like vibe and humor! But seriously... Who doesn't?
So, at the ending of Serious Sam: The First Encounter. The Croteam Developers make a rather funny appearance In the opening Intro. Flying flying In rollercoaster like snake of crates, and they accidently smash Into the Sirian UFO that Sam Is In. Sam Is a little enraged by this, and the UFO crashes Into the mountains of South America. Sam thought he'd be In Egypt again, but he was wrong.

Now, as you might now know.  the Serious Sam games have always been known for the Egypt setting. Which I'm pretty sure a lot of gamers got sick of. This was a chance for Croteam to do something else other blast away aliens near towering pyramids. This time however you get some new toys to add to Sams collection. A Sniper Rifle, Flamethrower and Chainsaw. Now, you get to mutilate the invasion with even more "class". Such as the Demons, chainsaw wielding pumpkin heads, and many other deranged baddies. Which just makes the game even more Awesome! Plus your little friend Netrica Is back! And ready to give you more Info!

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The developers of Serious Sam Classics: Revolution are doing a great job on this! They may need to still work on some bugs, but Croteam is doing a great job altogether though!

And well, that's the end of this review. I wanna thank Croteam for creating this beautifully articulated and well crafted game. Also for this game helping me through the rough times in my life.


I my yellow shades towards you Croteam. For making me the guy I am today . The fact they care even for their work in the past. As this pack makes the originals live long and unformatted. Again, Thank you Croteam, and I hope you'll be making Serious Sam games 'till the day you croak.


Credit goes to ZealousFoX for helping me Improve the review more, and being a great friend.

Ah, Doom. I'm such a big fan of this Hellish series, I've been playing for years already. And It never gets old. Doom Is one of my most favorite games of all time, I'm not a big fan of Doom 2 though. I'm just too use to this classic here. You play as a Space Marine or Doomguy, as you run and gun your way out of Hellish Demons and Zombies. A classic game from 1993, Doom was one of the goriest games In It's time. And you would headbang to the heavy metal music while gunning down Zombiemen and Imps. This version here Is The Uiltmate Doom, where It Includes a new fourth episode titled Thy Flesh Consumed.

Episodes:
Knee-Deep In The Dead: This Is my favorite, well. I'm sure It's everybody's favorite. This Is where It all begins, the Hellish rampage starts.
The Shores of Hell: My least favorite, this took me a while to complete. But I know my ways through this episode.
Inferno: The final episode, and the best out of all the episodes, Is where you finally confront The Spider-Mastermind. And This Is my most favorite episode.
Thy Flesh Consumed: I've not played this one yet, but I'll give It a try one of these days.

I highly recommend this game to new and old school gamers, or for those who never played FPS before. I completely rate this classic a 10/10. I know It's overated folks, but a game like Doom deserves It. For making the FPS Genre so popular today.

NOTE: This Is an update for the review, much more detail of the game and such. Pointing out the good and bad of the game.

Ahh, we've been waiting forever for Duke Nukem Forever. An game that's been In developement hell for 12 years. And the squeal to Duke Nukem 3D, and DNF basically Ignored the past Duke spin-offs like Zero Hour, Land of the Babes, and Time to Kill. Since THIS IS, a squeal to Duke3D.

Now, this game Is known for being an pretty bad game, reviewers mostly point out the flaws Instead of the good. There Is some good, there Is some bad. The Good, Is Duke himself, he hasn't changed much, not one bit. The Babes are back (they do look souless xD), the weapons from Duke3D return once again, and the combat Is pretty good. The Bad, Is the wall boobs (yes, there Is wall boobs, you can slap them), the jokes aren't as clever anymore, they're more Immature once and a while. The regenerating health, and two weapon thing (there Is an option to expand the Inventory). They tried mixing classic FPS and modern FPS, the two. Really don't go together, but DNF kind of done It right. The game was pretty fun, It's kind of addicting also. Specially the Muiltplayer. But, there IS some hackers In the Muiltplayer. Which kind of makes It, not so fun at times. So, I'd suggest getting out of a game If you spot an hacker.

Well, the story feels more like a rehash or retelling of Duke3D, Ailens have returned to Earth once again to capture the women, and Duke yet again has to save the world. Simple story for simple fun! The levels are an bit linear at this time, but they're fine.

The game also has an DLC which gives you another campiang called The Doctor Who Cloned Me. (I haven't tried this out yet).
And some Muiltplayer DLC which adds more maps.

Would I recommend DNF? Well, sure It has some flaws and It's hated on deeply. But Hey, It's better than Postal 3, which Is an game RWS doesn't want you to even buy! DNF has some good In there, and It's totally recommended. A good 7/10 In my book!

All I can ever say about this game Is... EPIC... That's all... Nuff said...

What Is there to say that hasn't been said about Blood already? It's a great game! I love this game, I've been playing the game on Dosbox with commands for a few days actually. Alright, 3D Realms actually made the game. But they were way too busy and focused on Shadow Warrior (which Is another great game made by 3D Realms). 3D Realms gived the game to Monolith, and they finished the rest of the game.
Alright, the music Is just wonderful and horrifying. I really like the music In E1L1 actually.

But Is the game gory? Hell yeah! The name Is Blood right? I can pretty much tell It was the goriest game of '97 actually.
The story Is horrifyingly gruesome and awesome.
What would I rate this game? I'd say about 10/10!
I know It's a overated rate, but hey! It was made by 3D Realms and Monolith.

Reminds me of the game Blood, since the main character Caleb use to be a gunslinger.
8/10

The bestest game I played! It reminds me so much about the hard NES games back In the days. AVGN and his friends get sucked In a sh*tty game by the unknown Fred ♥♥♥♥♥. You get the play as the Nerd of coruse and his friends, Including: Gutiar Guy,Mike, and the Bullsh*t Man.
Though, you'll have to find and save the Nerds friends In order to play as them.
The music Is just great, I love the music In the level Future F*ckballs. It has this old 8-bit charm In the music as well.
As for the gameplay, IT'S GREAT! The game Is pretty hard as well, the final level will be a challage to you.

Overall, I rate the game 10/10!

NOTE: This Is an update of the review, It's gonna be ALOT more better and have better detail

Duke Nukem 3D, It's a name you'll really never forget. Duke Nukem 3D Is an game made by the legendry 3D Realms. And Is one of the most popular FPS to this day, Including DOOM and such.
Duke3D was realeased In 1996, and was one of the 3 build engine games, the first actually. Might as well add some history to how Duke got well known from this masterpeice. First, there was Duke Nukem, It came out In 1991, pretty much the same year as Sonic The Hedgehog (yes, I had to mention Sonic The Hedgehog). And then, Duke Nukem II, the first to bring ailens In the scene. Duke went from kid friendly to the macho man and chick magnet we know today. The beta versions was to be a DOOM like rip-off with a silent protangist, and this beta Is called "Lame-Duke". The story Is, that when you defeated the ailens after Duke Nukem II, another ailen race has started to attack earth once again, causing destruction In LA, and turning the LAPD Into ugly and mutated Pigcops. Duke was flying In an space craft, untill he got hit and than he ejected out of his seat, and onto a roof. And, the first level begins, with Duke saying. "Damn, those ailen bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride."

Duke3D has some Interactivity In It, you can even tip strippers! This game even stirred up some controversy Itself, parents and Christains getting angry at the adult content the game has. The jokes are rather clever for It's time actually. You might get a few or more laughs from It. For expamle: "Hmm, have no time to play with myself." and Duke says that to an Duke Nukem II arcade machine. Though, you guys, and me, wish DNF had this much cleverness. But, Oh Well, Right? There Is about 4 episodes (3 In the 1.3d version), L.A. Meltdown, Lunar Apocalypse, Shrapnel City, and The Birth. And each episode continues the story. The game also got some expansion packs, like Duke Carribean: Life's a Beach, Duke: Nuclear Winter, and Duke It Out In D.C., Nuclear Winter has to be my least favorite, as there Isn't really no changes, and half of the levels are just copied from the first episode, just backwards and some changes here and there. It Is my least favorite, and other two are pretty damn good.

This Is the end of the review, and what do I give Duke Nukem 3D? A 10/10! It deserves It, and even though Quake beated It with graphics, It's still one of the bestest FPS around. I totally recommend It!

What else Is there to say? This game Is awesome!