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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 10:04am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 10:11am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 12:00pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2017 @ 6:45am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 10:09am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 2:13pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2016 @ 7:25am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2016 @ 10:54am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2016 @ 4:52am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 7:10am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 6:05am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2016 @ 8:36am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 3:16am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2016 @ 12:26pm

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 6:06am

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 5:57am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2016 @ 5:23am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 10:58am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 4:35am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2020 @ 7:16am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 10:11am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 1:07pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 5:16am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 9:06am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 9:01am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 7:11am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 8:56am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 7:55am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 1:10pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 2:58am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2017 @ 4:00am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 8:57am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2017 @ 10:27am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2017 @ 10:39am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 9:02am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2017 @ 7:54am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 1:37am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2017 @ 10:20am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2018 @ 11:41am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:59am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 8:53am

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:34am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2019 @ 9:07am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2019 @ 4:15pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 4:59pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 12:40pm



Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!