it's true all of it I was one of the helicopters

-rep I queued into him in a comp match of CS2 last night. We played dust II and it was the worst match of my life. At first he started calling me a hoe and kept throwing molotovs at my feet and I died every time, so I kept flashbanging him so he couldnt see. After 7 rounds of that he got pissed and told me he was going to blow me up. I said "Hah, you're a funny one!" and laughed. A minute later my house starts shaking on its foundation as I look outside seeing 17 attack helicopters circling my house and dropping nukes on me. I just stood there and watched as it was all happening because I couldn't believe my eyes. I had died. Was this the end? Was this truly what was happening to me? I couldn't believe it. I saw a man floating down from a throne-like chair in this.. white world. It was Jesus. I doubted him for so long but he truly does exist. "What are you doing up here?" He asks me. I tell him that I got blown up and he starts to laugh at me. He got me reboot card and revived meAgain

"I'm a 31 year old bisexual furry. you think I haven't tried guacamole and ♥♥♥?"

good vibes, showed up in the lobby i was in and started playing guitar, very cool

love ur guitar music :>

Best Webfishing guitar player I've ever met, hands down