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pot calling the kettle black

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to mi? to kau? Reportedly, scientists and philosophers and conducting research in this newly emerging field.

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Mikau

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they call him miyubun because he ♥♥♥♥♥ like a rabbit

+rep cute thighs

+rep cute thighs

Mikau zoomies

mikau cummies

MIKAU STANS

TRUE WE STAN MIKAU

I DON'T BUT IDC MIKAU IS LOVE MIKAU IS LIFE

what the ♥♥♥♥

do you even know what MIKAU DROGOZ GAMEPLAY is

WE ALL DO GLITCH

I LOVE MIKAU DROGOZ

Mikauuuuuuuuuuu

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MIKAU MORE LIKE


uwu mikau nyan teehee *nuzzles*

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mikau deez

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mikauren more like STUPID

I want to commit suicide by banging the minecraft creeper so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the mine shaft I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Creeper-chan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Creeper's tight TNT storage compartment. I want her to have my mutant Steve/creeper babies. ♥♥♥♥, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ villagers caught me with their Iron Golem. I'd dressed it in grass blocks and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. They've set up an embargo for my trading with them and I'm worried they're gonna take away my pickaxe. I might not ever get to see creepers again.

like imagine this: you start up minecraft, you join the world to see a house, specially built for you. it's nighttime but the yard is lit by lantern light. you walk inside to see a beautifully furnished wooden house lit by torches. you eat a delectable steak dinner under the torchlight. it was great.

Minecraft is a game where the so-called protagonist exploits all the land he can find for resources with complete disregard to anyone but him and when the "creepers" which we're led to believe are the enemy despite never truly understanding the motive behind their spontaneous outbursts. Just give them their land back which they roamed for centuries and they want have to commit these acts of freedom

Let's go to a place... Where everything is made of blocks. When the only limit is your imagination. Let's go... Wherever you wanna go. Climb the tallest mountains. Aventure down to the darkest caves. Build anything you want. Day or night. Rain or shine. 'Cause this is the most significant sandbox you'll ever set foot in. Build a majestic castle. Invent a new machine. Or take a ride on a roller coaster. Play with friends. Build your own little community. Protect yourself with the strongest armors that you can craft. And fight off the dangers of the night. No one can tell you what you can or can not do. With no rules to follow- This adventure is up to you.

Too far, you bully! How dare you call someone such a horrid name. I’ll have you know, I’ve been playing Minecraft for 4 years and have over 7,000+ hours on ONE server. So you go and call someone a meanie, while at this moment I’m currently at your base with 8 stacks of TNT. Your house will be gone, and all your valuables will be mine. And how do I know the server? I hacked your Minecraft account and stole the server IP with my mad hacker skills. You don’t know what’s coming, for the storm has just started to rise. I got here on a pig, without a carrot on a stick. How? Hours of experience. I trained with Notch for months. He taught me all the Minecraft secrets and how to code java, so if you DARE to challenge me, I will 1v1 u and destroy you. How can u dare challenge Im a god when you are a mere man. It’s like jesus fighting a coakroach. He will always win. So, don’t bully, scrub.

FUNDAMENTALLY, MINECRAFT IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED, AND NO OTHER GAME CAN REACH ITS CALIBER. WHEN MINECRAFT WAS RELEASED, IT RAISED THE BAR OF THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY TO A POINT WHERE NO OTHER GAME COULD PHYSICALLY EVER BE BETTER THAN MINECRAFT, OTHER THAN MINECRAFT ITSELF. MINECRAFT FOREVER IS AND WILL BE THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME. YOU CAN DO ♥♥♥♥ WITH BLOCKS. YOU CAN GET DIAMONDS AND ALL THAT ♥♥♥♥. IF SOMEBODY ASKED ME, “WHY DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT SO MUCH?”, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD TELL THEM? I WOULD TELL THEM MINECRAFT IS MY SOUL, IT IS MY FUEL, IT GIVES ME THE STRENGTH AND ENERGY TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND KEEP GOING.

MINECRAFT IS SIMPLY GOD’S GIFT TO THIS WORLD. I’VE HAD ISSUES WITH DEPRESSION FOR YEARS, ALONG WITH ANXIETY, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAS KEPT ME GOING? MINECRAFT. BEING ABLE TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A GOOD OL TIME ON MINECRAFT. IF YOU PLAY MINECRAFT, YOU’RE ALREADY ON A HIGHER LEVEL INTELLECTUALLY THAN THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION. THAT’S SIMPLY BECAUSE MINECRAFT MAKES YOU SUPERIOR TO THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE. IT STIMULATES YOUR BRAIN CELLS THE MORE YOU PLAY, WITH EVERY COBBLESTONE YOU COLLECT, THE MORE POWER YOU RECEIVE. FOR EVERY COOKED STEAK YOU CONSUME AND EVERY DIAMOND SHOVEL YOU BREAK, MORE POWER GOES TO YOU. THE MORE YOU PLAY MINECRAFT, THE MORE OF A SAINT YOU BECOME, UNTIL YOU PLAY ENOUGH MINECRAFT TO REACH ULTIMATE GOD STATUS. MINECRAFT IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED.

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My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. I personally don't find them entertaining but I can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch.

I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap".

I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned. AITA?

I want 😋 to ♥♥♥♥ 🖕👦🖕 that edited sonic so badly, his cute little trap body makes me go near insane with just absolute sexual need to ♥♥♥♥ 🖕👦🖕 his little femboy trap body, those eyes 🤩🤩🤩 that eminate with absolute sexiness, the ring 💍 in the ear 👂👂 and i can use as a little grip during sex, and that smug 😏😏 little attitude he gets, i just want 😋 to absolutely ♥♥♥♥ 🖕👦🖕 his little trap body until he's begging me to stop ✋, I want 😋 to destroy his pink 🙆 little anus that contrasts so greatly with his blue 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️ fur, then, after I make sure that Ive pumped all of my ♥♥♥ into his sweet 🍯🍯 little anus,

I want 😋 to start 🆕 sucking 😜💦 his ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 with the fury of a thousand warriors, just vacumming the ♥♥♥ right 👉👉👉 out 🏎🏍 of his hedgehog 🦔 femboy trap ♥♥♥♥ 🐓

My comment of lust isnt some tumblr fed response, its a mark 📌 to shield 🛡🛡🛡 your 👉 eyes 🤩🤩 from the true horror of what 😅 I mean 😏😏😏