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Lam Dong, Viet Nam 
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Like a crooked little finger
Everybody else's ♥♥♥♥
Is inevitably bigger
If six inch as an average
Can truly be believed
Someone here in this room
Is twice the size of me
If you can do your algebra
Already you will know
Four inches is the maximum
My ♥♥♥♥ will ever go
For the engineers among you
I'll express my ratio
My little one inch wonder
Up to four times it can grow
My pubes are even longer
They make a comfy nest
With a little acorn sat
Upon the very crest
Rummage in my fly and
Wish that I were blessed
Searching frantically
I recover just the head
Get a little piss drip
Up on my finger tip
There's absolutely nothing there
For me to get a grip
If I sit to pee I must
Be wary of my jet
The angle of my dangle means
My trousers may get wet