Happy New Year

FISHY

I sexually Identify as a heron. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of picking fish from the water. People say to me that a person being a heron is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a beak and a long neck on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "heron" and respect my right to fly into your kitchen and make a mess of your pots and pans. If you can't accept me you're a heronphobe and need to check your bird privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.