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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 5:08am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 6:13am

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2014 @ 11:19am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 8:19pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 5:54am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 4:01pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 6:36am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 11:59am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 28 May, 2015 @ 6:25am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 5:48am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 6:33am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 4:02pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 5:08am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 4:02pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 4:46am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 4:04pm

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 5:41am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 9:32am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 1:50pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 11:59am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 3:53pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 7:01am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 28 May, 2015 @ 6:25am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 4:30am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 4:30am

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 4:46am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 4:43am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 5:11am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 9:40am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 6:36am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 6:39am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 4:33am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 3:41am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 5:12am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 5:28am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 3:59pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2014 @ 11:23am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2014 @ 11:25am

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 4:42am

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 2:06pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2014 @ 11:34am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 7:01am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 12:12pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 12:14pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 12:14pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 12:20pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 12:21pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2014 @ 11:27am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 7:48pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 9:07pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 9:34pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2021 @ 9:18pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2021 @ 9:20pm

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 10:06pm

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 9:48pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2018 @ 4:28pm



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
2 / 6

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.