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56.2 hrs on record (54.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
R.E.P.O. is one of those rare indie gems that manages to be creepy, hilarious, and ridiculously fun all at once. From the moment you step into its dimly lit, physics-driven world, you’re hooked. The game’s atmosphere can shift in an instant—from laughing with friends over a clumsy ragdoll mishap to holding your breath as something unsettling stalks you in the shadows.

The physics-based gameplay is where R.E.P.O. truly shines. Every object feels tangible, every collision unpredictable, and every escape attempt turns into a chaotic ballet of stumbling, throwing, and scrambling for safety. It’s not just a gimmick—it’s the heart of the game’s charm, making each run feel unique and unscripted.

The horror elements are surprisingly effective. The monsters aren’t just jump-scare machines; they interact with the environment in ways that keep you on edge. Sometimes you’ll hear a distant crash and wonder if it’s just a falling object… or something much worse.

Whether you’re playing solo or with friends, R.E.P.O. delivers a perfect mix of tension and comedy. It’s the kind of game where you’ll scream one second and laugh until you cry the next—and you’ll keep coming back for more.

If you want a game that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, with a perfect blend of creepy atmosphere and physics-fueled chaos, R.E.P.O. is absolutely worth your time.
Posted 10 October, 2025. Last edited 18 January.
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3.7 hrs on record
I gave Enlisted a try, and I have to admit — it’s impressively realistic. The attention to detail in the weapons, uniforms, and battlefield environments really makes you feel like you’ve stepped into a historical war zone. The sound design, from distant gunfire to the crunch of boots on dirt, adds a level of immersion that’s hard to ignore.

That said, I’m not usually a big fan of soldier or war games, so while I can appreciate the craftsmanship and authenticity, it’s not exactly my go-to genre for fun. For players who love tactical, squad-based combat and historical accuracy, this is a gem. For me, it’s more of a “respect it from afar” kind of experience.

If you’re into military shooters, you’ll probably love it — but if you’re like me, it might be more of an occasional play than a daily obsession.
Posted 12 March, 2025. Last edited 18 January.
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0.3 hrs on record
Unbreaded had the potential to be a quirky, charming side-scroller, but unfortunately, it feels more like stale toast than a fresh loaf. The pacing is painfully slow — every movement and attack feels like it’s stuck in molasses. Combat lacks impact, and the dash mechanic, while necessary for certain jumps, barely adds any excitement.

The gameplay loop quickly becomes repetitive, with little incentive to push forward beyond mild curiosity. The environments and concept are cute, but they can’t mask the fact that the core experience feels flat and uninspired.

Honestly, Unbreaded plays more like one of those free mobile games you pull out when you’re stuck in a waiting room — something to pass the time, not something you’d actively look forward to playing. It’s not terrible, but it’s far from memorable.

If you’re looking for a rich, engaging platformer, this isn’t it. But if you just want a light distraction with a quirky theme, it might be worth a quick nibble.
Posted 10 March, 2025. Last edited 18 January.
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0.2 hrs on record
lol gets boring after 12 mins
Posted 5 March, 2025.
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6.4 hrs on record
I really enjoy playing this — whether I’m the one heading or not, it’s always a fun experience. That said, it can be really tough at times, and it’s a shame that not many people play it anymore. It’s one of those games that’s both rewarding and exhausting, but I still love it for the challenge.
Posted 3 March, 2025. Last edited 19 January.
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32.2 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted 27 February, 2025.
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8.2 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
the game was cool when it wasn't dead no severs no way to play
Posted 25 February, 2025. Last edited 15 March, 2025.
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65.6 hrs on record (39.3 hrs at review time)
very real sad that the developers don't make any more updates for the game
Posted 24 February, 2025.
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295.1 hrs on record (180.6 hrs at review time)
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Posted 20 February, 2025.
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36.0 hrs on record (35.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
потрясающая игра, никогда не было столько удовольствия от видеоигры
Posted 5 February, 2025. Last edited 29 September, 2025.
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