Hello! Can I trade you for your guinea pig emoticon? I used to have an account with Magma Chamber and it's one of the things I miss from that game!

You know what? You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you. Or the X-Men. And they'll take ♥♥♥♥♥♥' anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved jabbering little prick in my entire life and that says a lot cause I've been alive for more than 200 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years. And I'll tell ya, that bald chick was right about one thing, you will never save the world. You couldn't even save a relationship with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stripper, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I wish I could say you die alone, but it's one of god's best jokes that you can't die, except that's on all of us.

poo poo

Is that the new cabelas

Why is it when I eat water, my eyes turn into obelisks of unknown fortune? It's kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird, bruv.

I might have to fart