bird up

waste of oxygen please stop consuming

Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time I see a girl using a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tentacle dildo I want to punch a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hole through my screen. Tentacle dildos are so structurally ineffective they make so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enraged, like why is the top so small and then immediately becomes really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thick halfway down? Then the girl just ends up sitting on the top bit, unable to get the rest in and making me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flaccid because the person who designed it was such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. And dont get me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ started on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suction cups. They create so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friction it makes it even harder for the girl to get it in. JUST MOVE ONTO THE NEXT TOY ALREADY. ♥♥♥♥ tentacle dildos.

GG Birbo!

Thank you haha, and i know you approved my bf's too! x3

+rep mommy's little puppy