1. The Indecisive Burger
"Can't decide? Neither can we."
Price: €4.99 + €2.50 for extra confusion

2. Spaghetti à la Tangled Headphones
"Good luck unraveling this one."
Price: €7.77 (price changes every time you ask)

3. Pizza Margarita with a Hint of Existential Dread
"Is this pizza? Or is it an empty void of cheesy sadness?"
Price: €8.88 or your tears, whichever comes first

4. Quantum Fries
"They're both crispy and soggy until you take a bite."
Price: Free (but only if you can explain quantum mechanics)

5. Hot Dog à la Mystery Meat
"What's in it? We don’t know either."
Price: €2.99 or a waiver of liability

6. Nachos Overthinking Supreme
"Extra toppings of regret and what-ifs."
Price: €6.66 (or €5 if you overthink too much to finish)

7. The Salad of Broken Dreams
"Leafy greens served with a side of shattered expectations."
Price: €3.99 but comes with the realization that salads never fill you up

8. The Omelette of Unfulfilled Potential
"Scrambled plans, folded aspirations."
Price: €5.55, just like your half-baked ambitions

9. Mac ‘n’ Cheese and a Midlife Crisis
"Comfort food, with an existential meltdown."
Price: €9.99 but you'll be charged emotionally

10. Sushi Roll of Regret
"Fresh fish, questionable life choices."
Price: €12.50, or the last shred of your dignity

11. Chicken Nuggets of Nostalgia
"Take a bite and remember simpler times."
Price: €4.44 or 3 Funko Pops

12. Pancakes of Endless Possibilities
"Stacked high with dreams, drizzled with syrupy confusion."
Price: €5.95 (includes a free existential crisis)

13. The Depresso Espresso
"For when life hits hard and coffee hits harder."
Price: €2.22 or your deepest sigh

14. Grilled Cheese of Self-Reflection
"Toasted bread, melted cheese, and the crushing weight of introspection."
Price: €3.33 or the emotional scars left behind

15. The Burrito of Bad Decisions
"All your questionable choices, wrapped in one convenient tortilla."
Price: €6.99 or your last relationship advice

16. Avocado Toast for the Financially Challenged
"Your wallet may never recover."
Price: €99.99 (comes with a side of shattered millennial dreams)

17. Soup of Awkward Silence
"It’s... uh... a bit bland."
Price: €1.50 or just stare at it until it evaporates

18. Cereal of Unfinished Projects
"Crunchy flakes and a lifetime of procrastination."
Price: €2.00 but only if you actually finish it

19. The Bacon-Wrapped Emotional Baggage
"Because everything’s better with bacon, even unresolved issues."
Price: €10.10 (therapy not included)

20. Croissant of Complicated Feelings
"Flaky on the outside, an emotional wreck on the inside."
Price: €4.20 or an awkward text to your ex