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Turd Ferguson 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:31pm 
6 o'clock on the morning watch and all's well!
Metric Guard 21 Dec, 2020 @ 2:29pm 
Based on what?
ImJustPro 16 Dec, 2020 @ 1:25pm 
Based
Metric Guard 28 Aug, 2018 @ 1:43pm 
:praisesun: 💩
Patrick Bateman with Tourettes 28 Aug, 2018 @ 1:38pm 
Praise the Poop \[O]/
ANSWER 21 Aug, 2018 @ 11:56am 
You really can't afford to lose haha
Kyro 23 Jun, 2018 @ 11:09am 
oof. gg tho and good cosplay
Metric Guard 23 Jun, 2018 @ 11:09am 
http://darksouls.wikidot.com/great-lightning-spear
Kyro 23 Jun, 2018 @ 11:06am 
how many of those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ things do you have? jesus
[MTK] Azrael Of Astora 25 Apr, 2018 @ 2:22pm 
Good lag dude gg
madkoit 25 Apr, 2018 @ 2:08pm 
Very good
The Awesome Legend Of Herpederp 25 Apr, 2018 @ 2:01pm 
10/10 Siegward Bait

Would get rekt by again
Crotalo 16 Mar, 2018 @ 4:01pm 
If u were catarina guy, gg man nice fight and good cosplay :D
Metric Guard 16 Mar, 2018 @ 3:50pm 
You know what's also sad to see? Cheaters like you.
Primm Slim 16 Mar, 2018 @ 3:38pm 
im actually here because I just kicked your ass, and you tried to heal. Sad to see.
Levi The Philosopher 15 Mar, 2018 @ 9:53am 
You Jolly old memer you.
RUSSIAN-AK47 11 Mar, 2018 @ 2:22pm 
debil blyad , ebanutoe sozdanie
chin 30 Nov, 2017 @ 7:57pm 
+rep thanks for the help with the Londo Duo! :)
Grim Reaper 30 Nov, 2017 @ 7:01pm 
stupid ganker
Grim Reaper 30 Nov, 2017 @ 7:01pm 
Git Gud
Fox 17 Nov, 2017 @ 10:27am 
Why are we still here, just to suffer...
Peter The Hymen Eater 18 Oct, 2017 @ 7:02pm 
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/ ノ) 　　　　　　　　）ヽ
/ ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ.,ノ Get in my ass
/　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／
丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/
　　 ヽー-'人`ーﾉ
　　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡ﾉ
Benji 23 Jul, 2017 @ 1:31pm 
salt
Lord Beerus 11 Jul, 2017 @ 2:44pm 
thx my dude
Jaketin 26 Mar, 2017 @ 10:51am 
Dude i just heard of this great thing. ITS CALLED REGION LOCK YOU POTATO INTERNET WARPING NO ANIMATIONS HYPER ARMOR BS ABUSING TRASHPILE
Dante 24 Mar, 2017 @ 10:20am 
Were you the onion bro with the zwei? I am sorry if that looked like lag-stabs (might have been), but strong attacks from ugs are punishable with backstabs :D (learned that the hard way)

Anyway, cheers and praise the sun! \[T]/
CODA 24 Mar, 2017 @ 9:07am 
Drop Onion Bro a Siegbräu is the least i can do.
Whiplash 8 Feb, 2017 @ 6:13pm 
Siegbert. I thank you for the Jolly cooperation. Your help was amazing and it is great to have a fellow sunbro. Hope to Cooperate again. A TOAST!!
AN Pochita sups.gg 1 Feb, 2017 @ 6:32pm 
srry that you disconnected last time. Game freeze :P thanks bud
Mastuck 18 Nov, 2016 @ 12:49pm 
.:white:
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PattyLank 16 Nov, 2016 @ 4:46pm 
Calls me ♥♥♥♥ at pvp> abuses dried fingers to boost his ego because he has ember advantage and uses gay ass hyper armor weapons
Metric Guard 1 Nov, 2016 @ 10:23am 
s m o l
blaz 1 Nov, 2016 @ 9:58am 
http://67.media.tumblr.com/f997b150b5fe4e3ca66812be8cdb043a/tumblr_ofrtfoGGJl1qimttgo1_100.png
D11 17 Oct, 2016 @ 12:40pm 
dirty backstab my man
paulaus333 11 Oct, 2016 @ 8:21pm 
I think it was you (Siegbert) who just helped me beat The Nameless King. If so, thanks a lot! :)
Jamchow 12 Sep, 2016 @ 6:00pm 
Nice profile picture also,
Poliwhirl
I piss in grass 13 Aug, 2016 @ 9:53am 
do you like butts
Metric Guard 27 Jul, 2016 @ 5:34pm 
Loyalty to y--

T I M E P A R A D O X
blaz 27 Jul, 2016 @ 4:46pm 
What will it be Lanky? Loyalty to the DK crew or loyalty to me?
Cutta 14 Jun, 2016 @ 1:51pm 
May you be blessed with more cliffs to be pushed off Mr. Shield Bro.
Praise the Sun! \o/
SpiritNo.7 14 Jun, 2016 @ 1:03pm 
U r not trolling anyone by having a dumbass shield and drinking ur yellow piss, so why dont u uninstall or go ♥♥♥♥ urself, canada man.
Metric Guard 18 Apr, 2016 @ 2:38pm 
he

pronoun

a man, boy, or male animal previously mentioned or easily identified.

noun

a male; a man.
blaz 15 Apr, 2016 @ 7:53pm 
he
dad 24 Mar, 2016 @ 12:49pm 
git rekt
dad 24 Mar, 2016 @ 12:49pm 
drink that estus, noob