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Post this on the walls of the 12 gayest guys you know... If you get back 5 you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥...
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
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To plant a C4 bomb with my 5-strong team
So I got in a queue and waited my turn
Till it was time for my match to confirm
So as the game loaded in I shook with anticipation
Until shrieks of 'cyka' destroyed my feeling of elation
For to my dismay I'd been matched with a clan
Of russian patriots who were stalin's biggest fan
So as the warmup ended they declared 'RASH B'
Their microphones obnoxious and loud as can be
On the clan leader's face there began to form a frown
He glared into my eyes with his crosshair on my head
And asked me if I'm russian, for if I'm not I should be dead
But as I replied 'da' I knew I was in a trap
As him and all his mates started spouting russian crap
And I didn't understand a word so I just stood there and waited
Knowing when the round started I was going to be baited
When I found myself alone in tunnels I knew I'd been tricked
But as they rushed out long their leader got picked
So they all crouched in pit with their A rush dream shattered
Not to mention their comrade, whose brains had been splattered
Then along came an enemy with aimhacks and walls
And the russians screamed 'CYKA, THIS GAME SUCKS BALLS'
So they abandoned the match and I was left all alone
With a team of dumb bots who were sadly quite prone
To rush CT spawn with a bizon SMG
And I thought to myself; That's enough CS for me.
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First, highlight the text (as in hold down the left mouse button and move your mouse. This will "highlight" the text)
Second, press ctrl+F
Third, on the upper right corner, there will be a thingy called "search this page". Type 9 in there.
Fourth, read that message.
Japan now 2016 :)
+++ rep Thanks for caution Bro!! ;)
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shot my self cause you so awsome LOL
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WE ARE TRUE HOMIES...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this.....
Unless you were killed by natrual causes, because I ain't killing mother nature.