this is how i wipe my ass

What I like to do is start wiping sitting down. But for the final wipes, I'll put my index finger half a knuckle deep into my anus and then stand up to really clench all the ♥♥♥♥ into one central area, my finger creating mild sucktion on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I then stir this around a bit. When I pop the foul digit out, the toilet paper is coated in a fine cream that I would have otherwise missed. I'm convinced that this step is crucial to hygiene, and that this doo doo cream would have leaked into my boxers later from ass sweat. I'm proud to say that I have never had skid marks since applying this method.

Penis

The Girl you just called fat? She sh!t herself & lost 15kgs. The Boy you just called stupid? He sh!t himself. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours sh!tting and farting. The Boy you just tripped? He sh!t his pants. There`s more to people than you think. Like this if your against bullying.

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