I thought I had it all, fast cars, a successful business, a loving wife and family, until I came across this product. From the second I saw it I knew it had to be in my hands. Without thinking, I immediately placed an order for their entire stock of these luxurious lamps. I waited for days awaiting for when these marvelous pieces of art would arrive. Days passed and I awake to a countless amount of Trucks who had arrived at my house, fill to the brim of boxes. My wife was not happy that I had spent a untold amount of our hard earned money on Gorilla Lamps, she did not agree to my views on these lamps and i tried to explain to her how these were priceless and meant everything to me, Without these lamps I would be nothing. She then said how we were going bankrupt and looked me straight into my eyes and said "It's either me or the hundreds of thousands of monkey lamps". That night i packed my bags, my bags being the lamps of course. My kids glaring at me, tears rolling down their eyes. They meant nothing to me. All I needed in life were these lamps. I began to drive away from my house, leaving all that behind, it doesn't matter anymore, all that matters are these lamps.
I am now living under a bridge with my thousands of lamps. I don't need food or water, only these lamps. I am probably going to die.
To the creators of this outstanding product, it has truly change my life for the better. Thank you.