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Piss-poor matching system for multiplayer. Don't even bother with the campaign, this game plays like a poorly installed extension of black ops 2, but in true Activision fashion, it comes with DLC packed with maps and skins to squeeze every last penny out of the consumer. Definitely not worth the price, not even mods can save this game.
At least zombies was good.

After years of saving up, Limbo is finally in my price range

I am a goldfish irl and I am very happy to review the first vn to be catered to our kind. This piece of modern art isn't like those other piece of carp vns that can't be played in one memory lapse. The plot revolves around a human girl, although I would prefer salmon else for protagonist, raised by a fish dad as she learns with the help of a mysterious alien that anyfinn is possible (as long as you leave this fish-bigoted planet for a more tolerant one, with water ofc). I think they really should have scaled up my goldfish dad character a bit but nevertheless oh my cod I love this game. I would gladly trout my friends to this wonderful game, as there is no way to be shellfish as it's free for everyone. I know this product has caused some controversy because no ofishal Steam vn has attempted to keep us in mind as their target audience (and give us a chance to experience getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the bass by a martian queen, it is a bit of a gill-ty pleasure game for me personally). Maybe we should let Steam off the hook on this one and you should definitely let minnow if you find any other vns in the future with focus on fish characters. 🐠👌

"we'll never do microtransactions" - overkill on memefest 2015

too long; didn't play - bros before hoes

Tired of getting rejected by qt bois in real life? Now you can get rejected by fictional birds!

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