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Unlocked 5 Jul, 2021 @ 11:17am

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2021 @ 8:45am

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 4:02pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2021 @ 9:10am



Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.

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