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•If the response is a ♥♥♥♥-storm of machine-gun fire, they’re German.
•If they throw down their arms and surrender, they’re French or Italian.
•If a barrage of rockets slams into your position, that is then followed by waves of angry, screaming, unarmed infantry running towards you...they're Russian.
•If you get ambushed and hear "Banzai!", followed by a swarm of charging infantry with fixed-bayonets, they're Japanese.
•if you find yourself in the middle of a jungle and begin taking fire from out of nowhere, resulting in half your platoon is dead within a few seconds...they're Vietnamese.
•If the response is a random explosion followed by tons of RPG fire and the chanting of "Allah Akbar", they're Islamic-Extremists.
•And if nothing happens for five minutes and then your position is obliterated by support artillery or an airstrike...they’re American.