My name is McKay Dingle. I am a 37 year old man who lives alone in a small little house in the corner of Oregon. My wife and I are divorced and my kids are grown. I’ve been running on cheap motel dinners and leftover meatloaf for months and months. However, after downloading this game, my life changed for the better. I was sitting on my sofa, lazily holding a half-full box of pizza while watching Guy Fieri make pink sauce until a commercial started playing on my telly. I was mesmerized by the sights; the art of copping sweet gains to increase the side of your buttocks. All of a sudden, my hands started moving on their own. I was shocked to see my fingers typing “twerk race 3d” into the app store’s search bar. After I downloaded the game and began to play for awhile, everything around me began to change. My fat, neckbearded Genshin Impact player figure began to shift into a muscular and completely shredded figure, much alike to a Flying Gorilla player. I am able to bench press a volkswagen bus and the ladies can’t stay off of me. I got my job as a wealthy businessman back and all I really have to say is.. thank you. Thank you, twerk race 3d, for allowing even a low life like me to get my once perfect life back.