223 Personen fanden diese Rezension hilfreich
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34.1 Std. in den vergangenen zwei Wochen / 30,479.3 Std. insgesamt (1,732.0 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
Verfasst: 9. März 2018 um 10:03
Aktualisiert: 20. Jan. 2023 um 16:33

I've struggled with erectile dysfunction for years and I did everything I could to get it up for Garfield. The first step was, of course, the pills, but they were no help and I got bad side effects, Garfield was not pleased. After that was sorted out, I took Garfield out to the local homeless shelter, because it was my favorite fantasy, but it still remained flaccid, Garfield called me a little ♥♥♥♥♥ and the police showed up. However, I unlocked the chef's hat in Garfield Kart and everything changed. My wee wee would now go erect on command and I could finally please Garfield without him lashing out at me for not being a man. My life has completely turned around. If you are having the same issues, I recommend doing what I did. Spend the hours grinding for the top chef's hat, because it has powers, and those powers will help you please your spouse
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33 Kommentare
ResignedPond162 30. Mai um 8:57 
feel ya man
Gordo 1. März um 22:33 
Nobody cares re.tard
Jordanlol 14. Jan. um 1:59 
And yet I still have better times than this guy.
noelle 6. Jan. um 6:20 
lerts play hide and seek i will hide and you will seek medical help
CanineCapitalist 23. Dez. 2023 um 16:01 
seek help
Aromaticgrassitem 14. Juli 2023 um 14:24 
Fax no printer
dregusronnie@gmail.com 2. Sep. 2022 um 0:00 
Agreed
Something English 27. Aug. 2021 um 20:57 
Cool
Cereal 12. Aug. 2021 um 10:06 
17k hours just wow
s0rren 3. Juli 2021 um 23:10 
pog