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Eat at least two meals a each day.🍖

Eat one healthy snack each day. 🥞

No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! 😿

No lying to Daddy. 🤠

ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.🥴

You must compliment yourself at least once per day.🥵

Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!😵‍💫

No drinking without permission.😤

No Drugs. 🤬

You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. <-👿

Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment. 😈

hey, so like… idk how to say this without sounding cringe but can we honestly fall in love? like real love. not the “haha ur cute” love but the “i saw a frog and thought of u” kind of love. the kind where we send voice notes at 2am rambling about nothing and i save them all in a folder called “reasons to keep going.” i wanna talk about our favourite fruits and argue about whether cereal is a soup. i want us to match pfps ironically until it’s not ironic anymore. i want to share playlists with you that lowkey expose my entire soul and pretend it’s casual. i’d let you win in chess. or lose. depends how cute you look when you’re smug. also i would read every unhinged paragraph you send me without judgment and respond with something equally unhinged but loving. always loving. so like. can we honestly edate? except irl. forever.

sometimes i fantasize about lisa coming home drunk and beating me until i feel numb. she kicks me in the ribs and i can hardly breathe. then she starts to cry and apologize, begging me to forgive her. she holds me all night as i gently cry into her arms. please help... is there any hope left for me?????