2023 ITX Build:
Chassis: FormD T1 v2 Sandwich layout
Motherboard: Asus B650E-I ITX
CPU: Ryzen 7 7800x3d
Cooler: Fractal Design s24 Lumen 240mm AIO
GPU: EVGA RTX 3080Ti FTW
RAM: 32GB G.Skill FlareX DDR5 6000MHz
PSU: Corsair SF750 Platinum
Storage: WD Black SN850x 4TB // Samsung 960 Evo 2TB
Fans: Noctua NF-A12x25 PWM // Noctua NF-A12x15 PWM

Peripherals:
KB: Novelkeys NK65EE // NK Silk Red switches // GMK Hennessey keycaps
M: Pulsar Xlite V2 wireless
Monitors: Dell Alienware 2721D 1440p 240Hz IPS // LG LG 34GK950F-B 1440p 144Hz IPS Ultrawide
Mic: HyperX Quadcaster S
Headphones: Beyerdynamic DT770 Pro 80 Ohm

Recently retired build (now hosts VMs for game servers)
i9 9900k
Noctua NH-D15
Gigabyte z390 xtreme
32GB Corsair LPX DDR4 3000MHz
Samsung 960 Pro 500GB // Samsung 950 Pro 500GB
Corsair RM1000x Gold
Corsair C70 Chassis (forever)
Arctic P12 fans

USING THE INTERNET WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.