Recent reviews by May0nnaise Man

Just buy it.
It's like 6 hours of gameplay (unless you already know exactly what to do)
I played it while live on my stream, and it was an absolute blast. The mannequin chapter had the people in my chat screaming. As well as myself.
The people in the comments giving the game crap because of "Needing to kill fast moving enemies with slow moving items" obviously were pampered kids that never had to play hard games before. This game gives you checkpoints up the bootyhole, so it's not terribly bad to die. I grew up with battletoads, this is frustrating at times, but it's not THAT bad. The beauty of the artwork and the cinematography a lot of times plays like a movie, and it's gorgeous.

If I could go back to a time when my friend said "Hey this game is called Rocket League and it's pretty fun", I would gladly declined trying it, because my life would have been a lot more productive without spending countless hours here. I love it with my whole heart. The question was "Would you recommend this game?"
Hell no I wouldn't recommend this game. I'd recommend studying. If you purchase this game and you want to rank up like I wanted to rank up, get ready for a world of hurt, toxicity, blood, sweat, tears, and strain on whatever relationships you have.

EDIT*

"You've played an additional 2,648 hours.
Would you recommend this game to other players?"

Absolutely not.