Subject: Follow-Up on Your Recent Inquiry

Dear Sum ♥♥♥♥,

Greetings from the Global Association for Intimate Concerns (GAIC)! We recently received your email containing some questions, and our experts want to address your concerns with professionalism and clarity:

Yes, statistically speaking, 2 inches is considered petite. While size doesn’t define worth, we suggest exploring augmentation procedures if it’s a significant concern for you.

While size can sometimes affect intimacy, your partner's dissatisfaction may be more related to effort and technique. We recommend seeking educational resources or consulting with a relationship counselor.

Your mention of a strong attraction toward people of the same sex may indicate a personal journey worth exploring further. Remember, self-awareness is key to understanding one's identity.

For additional assistance, feel free to contact our helpline at tinyquestions@confidenceclinic.com.

Wishing you all the best,
The GAIC Support Team

Good evening
we are glad you have wrote into NCID's email regarding a serious problem, and we're are pleased to answer:



1) we are sincerely sorry that your STD cant be cured

2) Yes, STD will kill in due time dont worry

3) No, its not wrong to ♥♥♥♥ again but do take note your child might be slight or is down syndrome or autistic

4) please do not come to us as we cannot help you but can only refer you to SGH





any other inquiry?
please contact NCIDcanthelpthatsmalldick@small.com


warmest regards,
NCID's staff help line

Good Afternoon,

This is Your Smoll Kuku Bird from Durex. We have received multiple E-mail from your wife saying that the condom that you use is too big for you. As such, she has requested to make a custom made condom especially for you. Please do come down to our head quarters to get your precise measurements done so as to give you the best possible experience!

Secondly, we would like to invite you to experience something special for clients with small ♥♥♥♥♥. it is called Continuous Trauma Stress Recovery(CTSR). this program allows you to see with a pair of VR goggles how funny you look during intercourse. And of course, there is nothing to be ashamed of!

Finally, we hope to see you soon Mr Best Noob. Please bring your used condom with you to our head quarters so as to analyse what went wrong.

Regards,

Your Smoll Kuku Bird

Good Evening,
I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 2 inches is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XXS size;

3) Even if 2 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-old or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help.
Please contact ashamedofsmalldick@impotence.com

Have a nice evening you have nothing to be ashamed of.

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