Recent reviews by MattiusRex

A genera defeining eggsperience, can't wait to see what happens to the traitor general Eggton and his army of supermutant PissSexDolls and your Buddy COLONel KidneyStone.
If you haven't boght it, buy it NOW. that 10000 dollar debt you owe to the Italian Mafia can wait another finger to be cut off.

Stop wasting your life in things like "relationships", "work" or "self improvement" nothing is more important for you as a people of this earth than spending those 9,99 bucks (or whatever ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country currency you live in) and eggsperiencing 77p Egg: Eggwife.

This is better than religion, this is better then sex, this is better than...*GASP* dare i say... Grilled cheese.
Reccomending an OC RTX 6090super ti paired with an i9 69000KFC and 128 PetaByte of Ram to fully experience this immersive masterpiece. do not settle for mediocrity and only play with hardware which cost would put in economic and societal collaps the entirety of the republic of Congo.

written on Samsung Smart fridge.

very much portal, no cak, bad robot, top kek

This GAME, this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is the reason i bought the collectors eddition of DOOm eternal, yes it's that good.
No need to tell you anything else. What? you want an actual review. Nah go watch a gameplay and then come back and buy the ♥♥♥♥ out of this game ... like today.

queto giuoco è bielo